Hello darlings
*Wraps you in a blanket and hands you a cup of tea with complimentary biscuits*
Enjoy your stay
Relationship status: ❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔Currently involved in a fictitious polygamous relationship with Benedict Cumberbatch, Tom Hiddleston, and pretty much every other stupidly gorgeous life ruining little shit.
“I don’t understand that reference.”
“I understood that reference.”